Redneck Humor
Posted by StormWarning on 09 Aug 2008 at 08:34 pm | Tagged as: Humor
Sorry, but its time for some Redneck Humor. With all of the over load of politics these days (you already know who you’re voting for, but why are you trying to influence other peoples’ votes???), its time for some good ‘ole politically incorrect humor (even if you’ve seen them before).
You might be a Redneck if…
This is your Harley
Redneck Bass Fishin’ Boat
Redneck Grill
Redneck Lawnmower
Redneck Pet Carrier
Redneck Guest Bedrooms
Redneck Palm Pilot
Redneck Yacht
You might be a redneck if…
You need fashion tips from your husband (can this woman be serious???)
Your engagement picture looks like this (the caption on this idiot’s shirt reads: “If I threw a Stick, Would You Leave?”)
Or if your wife is quoted in the local newspaper as saying
And I guess a final point, you are definitely and most decidedly a redneck if you take offense at any of this. PS: I won’t be neglecting my few dedicated readers the next few days. I just have serious business shit to take care of (dontcha just hate ending sentences like that?).
PS: According to my friend Moon, “the key to being a true redneck is the ability to make something useful out of something that serves no use.”
redneck humor
A redneck’s famous last words: “Hey, watch this!”
And you might be a redneck if you know someone like Bubba, in this joke:
At the police station, Bubba explained to a police officer why his cousins shot him.
“Well,” Bubba began, “We was havin’ a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, “Hey, you fellas wanna go huntin’.'”
“Then what happened?” the officer interrupted.
“From what I remember,” Bubba said, “I stood up and said, ‘Sure, I’m game.’”
One of my best friends in life ever was the epitome of a “Bubba cop.” He was a huge man with a huge truck and yet, was a gentle man (and a gentleman).
And your joke is very funny!
Love that cat carrier. And the wedding announcement. Just wondering why anyone would get dressed up to shop at WalMart, you do that to shop at KMart.
“Redneck engineering”. Quite a ways from Yankee ingenuity, I suppose. But OK, we’ll take your shot with humor but you’re not getting away without return fire..
A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane.
The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, “So, where ya’ll from?”
The Northern girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”
The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, “So, where ya’ll from, bitch?”
And that’s funny. But of course, since you know I live further South than you, “Suh,” I am a Southerner by choice if not by birth.
Debra Jackson sounds like my kind of lady!
Beats that 6 inches of partly cloudy, don’t it?